DUMB & DUMBER
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed,
here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On Sears hair dryer:..........................................Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos:............................................You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap:........................................Directions: Use like regular soap.
Some Swanson frozen dinners:...........................Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:..........Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:...............................Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:................Product will be hot after heating
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:......................Do not iron clothes on body
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine................Do not drive car or operate machinery
On Nytol (a sleep aid):.......................................Warning: may cause drowsiness
On a Korean kitchen knife:.................................Warning keep out of children
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights......For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor:...........................Not to be used for the other use
On Sainsbury's Peanuts......................................Warning: contains nuts
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:..............Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chain saw:....................................Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.