BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN
IS HERSELF


A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG ...
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG
SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER
IN HOT WATER


I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And
I HAVE A GUN


WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE
AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT


OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...
I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME


DO NOT START WITH ME.
YOU WILL NOT WIN

ALL STRESSED OUT AND
NO ONE TO CHOKE


I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE



DON'T UPSET ME!
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES
TO HIDE THE BODIES




And last but not least:




IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED,
SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!!!


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